Faster Tests, Postponed Olympics & States on Lockdown | The Daily Social Distancing Show

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    A look at the day’s updates in the coronavirus pandemic, from faster tests finally rolling out in the U.S. and states addressing the mask shortage, to restrictions on going out in pairs in Germany and a postponed Tokyo Olympics. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #DesiLydic
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Shannon C
Shannon C

Thank you so much for still being there, Trevor! It lightens things up and maintains the right kind of normalcy.

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Scorpius Jones
Scorpius Jones

Desi is freaking hilarious 😄

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Zo Lbz
Zo Lbz

lmao go play video games

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Elisabeth
Elisabeth

You ppl wanted kids, now CHOKE on them. I have a Rotti and I love being with him. I have a huge yard. A private beach near by. I take lots of naps. Treats. I love it. I was prepared for this forever

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Elisabeth
Elisabeth

Your accent is adorable

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ALarson323
ALarson323

3:47 Correction: Jolly Green Giant would be out there selling his KIDNEY BEANS! Haha

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ABBAdeius
ABBAdeius

i want a drink- now!

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Lina Rathod
Lina Rathod

That

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Lina Rathod
Lina Rathod

It wount happen in kenya either...police acting like goons ...Trevor...u should touch on what

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mayankaism
mayankaism

#TrevorForPresident

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latropajaleosa
latropajaleosa

I am glad you are practicing solidarity. What the country needs is just another person looking for a lack of solidarity. As if you know everything... I can't watch you again!!!

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Lucy Yeager
Lucy Yeager

Just shared the Desi video chat with my 9 year old - thanks for the belly laughs. I also wanted him to hear from an intelligent male role model - thank you Mr. Noah!

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Shivam Chaturvedi
Shivam Chaturvedi

Just me or is Trevor's audio too low?

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Newton Newton
Newton Newton

oh oh corona lolll

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Lanfeartyve
Lanfeartyve

I'm Desi!! Help me!

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MolecularPTSDNeuroscience
MolecularPTSDNeuroscience

Good day Mr. Noah, My name is Nicole and I am an undergraduate student who is also a researcher. I found this exciting opportunity for all researchers and people, to use their skills and volunteer to help other scientists working directly with COVID 19. I think this is wonderful, and I intend to volunteer my time. Let the scientific community band together, and do what we do best, use science to help the world. Even if your not a scientist you can still help volunteer! If you could share this on your show I feel it would help people in this time of crisis, maybe even mitigate social isolation one feels during social distancing. This would be really helpful to share and help each other. https://crowdfightcovid19.org/volunteers Thank you for your time and consideration Mr. Noah

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WolfMan831
WolfMan831

The Tokyo Olympics getting delayed is sad since the games is the way for Japan to show how much they recovered from 2011 Earthquake, Tsunami, and Nuclear Diaster.

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Clara Freise
Clara Freise

I am German and have never seen a person in lederhosen 😂

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mayan camera
mayan camera

TREVOR ...u lighten up our lives and light up our days with funnies...love u much.. A NATIVE NEW YORKER

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bhram
bhram

I just watch his shows to hear his laughter. Its contagious ! 🤣

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EL Plagua
EL Plagua

Look at all the reporter's reactions when they heard him take that classless cheap shot at Romney 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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mob psych
mob psych

sounds kinda weird without the laughter in the background🤔😆

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Luis Alejandro Lopez Camacho
Luis Alejandro Lopez Camacho

Are those big balls behind Trevor just lamps?

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Suzanne Barzee
Suzanne Barzee

He is such a goof. Love his silliness.

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MING LEE
MING LEE

Fuck the Corna virus

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Ady Dix9
Ady Dix9

educational video with humour 😂👍🏻

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Kicki Free
Kicki Free

Or can you imagine having Trump singing and dancing for us UGH! PUKE!

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Orpheus
Orpheus

Desi is just too precious for mankind XD

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Jennifer Thompson
Jennifer Thompson

Trevor is awesome because I'm still laughing out loud without an audience. That is a true test of the writers' talent and his delivery of the material!

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413stKrew
413stKrew

the last joke was a bit long , and not really funny . Also how are you going to go from importing most of the PPE to making it locally overnight. 90% of manufacturing is long since gone along with the logistics . Nothing is going to happen overnight even if you order it.

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who likes spaghetti?
who likes spaghetti?

about that anosmia, it's correct, about 30% of covid patients reported loss of ability to smell this guy is really good informed

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Truth&Dogs Chell
Truth&Dogs Chell

Joe Biden says “ We can only vote for Trump “ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤣okay I will

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Kiah Totenkopf
Kiah Totenkopf

You think Trump ended his letter to North Korea with, “BTW, is Covid19 the Christmas present you threatened US with back in December?”😳

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Dan Palcu
Dan Palcu

Greetings from a surreal Brazil. Great place to find proof there is stupidity beyond the Trump boundary. But on the Italian approach to keep people in the house, check out the "dove cazzo vai?!" drone army, from the Messina township in south Italy. I wonder what they will call the Mafia. https://youtu.be/7xmCW6R4Q4s

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ForEva Maeva
ForEva Maeva

6:00 deadass tho 💀😂😂😂

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T Moore
T Moore

Funny show....

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Bailey Shay
Bailey Shay

LMAO “when you have a kid, you think you’re gonna spend an hour a day TOPS...i’m spending 24 HOURS a day with him. it’s a LOT” 😂😂😂

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who likes spaghetti?
who likes spaghetti?

only 24 hours per day? shame on you

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annag cocl
annag cocl

demand increase. That’s some team spirit!

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P Cuisine Lakay
P Cuisine Lakay

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂😂

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P Cuisine Lakay
P Cuisine Lakay

We should all comment laughing faces to fill in for his audience lol on top of our comments lol it would be the best

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P Cuisine Lakay
P Cuisine Lakay

Go Italy and DEFINITELY GO SPAIN'S POLICE LOL

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annag cocl
annag cocl

Yea.... Desi is definitely drunk 😂😂🤣😂🤣. Thank you for keeping us laughing hard. #COVIDbeGone

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Gem Talks
Gem Talks

Funny how so many people are complaining about being stuck at home with THIER children. I dont understand it.

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Nuke Em
Nuke Em

Death to America I never it will be true

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kinG iZZy
kinG iZZy

09:58 *_lemme guess...from CHINA???_*

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Gem Talks
Gem Talks

Lol... you are right about that shit I can't imagine the Orlando Police getting out and playing in Pine Hills cuz it would play out just like you did it. "Shots fired!!!!" "Shooot heeer!!!"

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Gary Gare
Gary Gare

how about the TP hoarders be compassionate and share. help eachother.

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Marty MC
Marty MC

How to cook 🐀 🐀 with a 🔍 🔎

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Victoria Rodriguez
Victoria Rodriguez

0:55 question. What should you do if that happens? Asking for a friend.

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Rohit Patel
Rohit Patel

@trevor In case of India, 1.3 billion people are under lockdown. Not just 100 million.

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Ariela Diaz
Ariela Diaz

Hi Trevor! Here's a news story of some youth who were also concerned about the children not receiving meals every day and decided to do something about it: https://news.bahai.org/story/1405/

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Duane Ducharme
Duane Ducharme

Brilliant! Even more than usual. Love you man..

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Dennis Cha
Dennis Cha

Correction: Sea of Japan -> East Sea

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Natasha Penn
Natasha Penn

Oof I've never related to Desi more than in this video

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Shirley Whitt
Shirley Whitt

As I watch this video, I'm sewing cotton masks for a local hospital. They're not much to look at but I'm assuming they wouldn't ask for them if there isn't a need.

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SRoybal
SRoybal

Please add a laugh track :) I know it's odd but almost all sitcoms are edited with fake laughs anyway. I actually worked as a laugher a few times in LA :)

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Emerald bay
Emerald bay

Yea.... Desi is definitely drunk 😂😂🤣😂🤣. Thank you for keeping us laughing hard. #COVIDbeGone

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Metal King Studio
Metal King Studio

Trevor's American Mayor accent pleases me greatly.

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Vastavikta Gandhi
Vastavikta Gandhi

At a point Trevor got real, and he looked like he was legit pissed at trump, I got hills bro

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Ashik Multimedia
Ashik Multimedia

"Cop" : put ur hand down!! 🤣🤣

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Cameron Gore
Cameron Gore

I would never walk in from of you like that Trevor Noah. I'd lay down in a puddle so you could walk over my body so you don't get your feet wet.

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Cameron Gore
Cameron Gore

Lol SHOTS FIRED!!!!!

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Abigail Dean
Abigail Dean

The saddest thing is to have a self-centered leader with a ego as large as pride and ego. Lord help us all.

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ALEX PINHERO
ALEX PINHERO

Being an Indian, I would say epic comment...!!✌️

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ريكاردو خيمينيز
ريكاردو خيمينيز

what lame jokes zzzzzz

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radha ramani vasam
radha ramani vasam

14:16 that lady should n't have had kids/kid, she loves her life as an individual, I felt more sorry for the child, even though I should not be commenting about the Mom, not happy memories at all for the child,

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Anselmo Carrasco
Anselmo Carrasco

Keep up the good job trever pleas i know this may sound stupid but i truly belive the news from here than another place i still fact check with other sites but most of the time correct.....😂😂😝 i lost about the toilet papaer havimg so much to be pass down to my grandkids haha..😝😁

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Anon
Anon

It's 1 billion in India under lockdown, not 100 million.

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Mr. Shi
Mr. Shi

they should have added the laugh tracks

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Dulcinea Lord
Dulcinea Lord

Trevor's camera is always HD and everyone he calls is so low resolution xD

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Murtaza Bijani
Murtaza Bijani

Me literally sitting here with a half empty handle of vodka at 5am surrounded by at least 10 empty handles... ouch, Desi.... ouch

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gunnar koksnase
gunnar koksnase

ur german "accent" is probably ur worst...

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Willem Venter
Willem Venter

Asholle!!

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Murtaza Bijani
Murtaza Bijani

Trevor are those balls behind you a sex thing?

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Alex K.
Alex K.

Note to self: Never piss off an Italian mayor.

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bouytt guyt
bouytt guyt

when i watch this, i pretend the audience is laughing after every joke

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Jason Barksdale
Jason Barksdale

☝️😝😘🥰🤪😷☣😝👉👑💯

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GoreRex
GoreRex

Trevor's show turned into sad stories without those artificial laugh.

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Eastman Editing
Eastman Editing

My grandma hoarded toilet paper because of the Great Depression. In 2006, I moved into her house and didn't have to buy t.p. for years! It was all from the 70s and 80s so was the colorful type. I now understand why she felt the need to save all of it...granted, she was diagnosed as a hoarder so it was also a mental illness, but at least now I know where the fear stemmed from!

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bouytt guyt
bouytt guyt

Fun watching his facial hair grow

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Kamogelo Mabea
Kamogelo Mabea

0:36 is legendary 😂😂😂

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ALAIN TORITEKA
ALAIN TORITEKA

Cumulonimbus! Noa knows that!

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Azalea Gregory
Azalea Gregory

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ..........Thank you so mach for good mud.

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