Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Minilogue - Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Dumb Spring Breakers & Misleader Trump

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    Jimmy is doing daily mini monologues at his house during the quarantine since we can’t shoot shows right now. In today’s #Minilogue Jimmy wishes his Mom a happy birthday, introduces a brand new sponsor, Trump continues to do a terrible job managing the Coronavirus, many spring breakers keep the party going in Florida, Netflix announces a 30 day reduction in streaming quality across Europe, and Jimmy interviews the one and only Julia Louis-Dreyfus via the power of the internet and he shows her the bread he baked. For the recipe go here: www.bonappetit.com/recipe/easy-no-knead-focaccia Tomorrow we will be introducing Formal Friday so put on a tux, a suit, or a nice evening gown, pour yourself a glass of wine, and share your photos or videos with us using #FormalFriday! Jimmy will be making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today, it’s Feeding America. Please consider helping them in their fight to end hunger. Click the donate button or go here: www.feedingamerica.org/
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Deplorable Cat
Deplorable Cat

You ppl are neurotic and boring af.

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M.D. S
M.D. S

Wow, Kurt Vonnegut, author of Slaughterhouse 5 ...interesting.

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Marty Knox
Marty Knox

no handsanitizer on the card - I tried that and it didn't work for 3 hours!!!

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John P
John P

God bless the internet and especially youtube and these late-night entertainers in these trying times.

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Joanne MacKenzie
Joanne MacKenzie

ahh but we can't get yeast...thank you for your normal not normal programming :)

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Tilly Django
Tilly Django

lmfao Oprah soup

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HummingBirdLuvah
HummingBirdLuvah

Does "Oprah Soup" mean code for something else? Seems to be mentioned more than once

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Frances Welch
Frances Welch

Love the donations we are american!!!

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Helen Clement
Helen Clement

Awkward,,,,

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Theresa K.
Theresa K.

“Don’t go mental - get some lentils!” Lolol !!

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Kasey Ainsworth
Kasey Ainsworth

I like this better than the actual show and I love Jimmy.

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Danie
Danie

This is so good. I love the realness.

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Sheree R
Sheree R

Kurt Vonnegut 😍

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Ruben Perez
Ruben Perez

Bill Gates tainted the test kits... You don't get it if you don't test..Jimmy and Julia, don't forget your soccer ball when you go to Gitmo..👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

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Ruben Perez
Ruben Perez

Q

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Sitting Sideways
Sitting Sideways

JLD- I get fab, it’s fab, that’s fab.

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suckitgoog zero
suckitgoog zero

It's good for us if the idiots get it first. It builds herd immunitys for the lemmings.

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Sow AG
Sow AG

that's so hard for Julia having to cook.

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M C Jennings
M C Jennings

Gosh I’ve been pleading for someone to lock trump in the bunker with no technology, duct tape his mouth and hands until time for him to eat. Shut him up and let the experts give briefings and inform the world

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M C
M C

This crisis has not been as bad as the media makes it out to be. Jimmy, don't keep trying to get your audience upset. Be funny, guy. Where are your writers??

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Mary Geisser
Mary Geisser

Im a teacher, been sick for 3 weeks and my doctors have said that testing is only reserved for medical personnel and critical patients. I care for my two elderly parents but need to put myself in quarantine. Of course medicare will not pay for at home assistance.

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Sow AG
Sow AG

Mary Geisser If I can help I will

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Jason
Jason

One of the positive notes from this experience will be this new format for talk shows. How could you go back permanently to the old format? This is how I’d prefer to see Jimmy and friends

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Frayda Resnick
Frayda Resnick

Oprah soup... hahah!!

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Kat Stevens
Kat Stevens

Keep Smiling !

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Marilyn Howard
Marilyn Howard

Sad about the money thing...not gonna make fun of our plastic Canadian money anymore, 😂 We just washed in soapy water, rinse and away we go. 👍

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Dave Cote
Dave Cote

Jimmy, you are the best of all the late night talk show hosts. Always funny even when your serious. Keep up the great work and stay safe. You are a national treasure.

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Oscar Olson
Oscar Olson

In Vietnam, at least at the ATMs that I go to, they put hand sanitizer in the vestibules.

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Pamela
Pamela

It’s going to be biblical!

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Rebekah N
Rebekah N

This is so entertaining and helps keep me sane! Keep up the great work Jimmy!

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flynnbrown2001
flynnbrown2001

...don't go mentil, eat some lentil... Like ogden nash 😷

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Ed D
Ed D

She's soooo adorable!!!

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Veli Seppanen
Veli Seppanen

Fingerprint recognition phones can be given the fingerprints of more than one finger. For convenience and as a backup, you should “authorise” at least two fingers from both hands. It’s unlikely that hand washing will “wash away” all of your prints. Actually, what that sounds like is trying to use fingerprint recognition after washing your hands but before your skin has completely dried. A saturated fingerprint will not match the dry original in the phone’s database. Personally, I would not use facial recognition if you paid me but, if you do, check the phone settings to find out if you can enter more than one “face shot.” If you can, that will solve the makeup/no-makeup problem. Stay well, stay cool and stay prepared, because things will get worse well before the situation improves. Thank you, and keep up the good work! 😎👍🏻

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thegr8rambino
thegr8rambino

lol elaine

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C Kent
C Kent

You guys need some sourdough starter! Who needs yeast?

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1111Pel
1111Pel

Don't go mental, get some lentil.

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NO La
NO La

On the video with Ellen laying upside down on the couch...(CRINGE)...calling Justin Timberlake is where you can see the outline of a cigarette sized box on her Left inside calf area. when the host says “ leg up and all”... look just below the inside of Ellen’s right calf. If that’s not a monitor, will someone please explain wtf it is then? Cause it really looks like a house arrest monitor. The Globalists Cabal who own and control Hollywood and the Democrats are being exposed for the filthy evil, murderous racists’ that they are.

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Words, words, words.
Words, words, words.

They seem attracted to each other. both really funny and smart.

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j p
j p

18 motnhs, hell no! that will nott happen.

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M T
M T

That's a lot of NOSE-STEINS in Hollywood, no wonder no one else gets a chance at being in the entertainment business, they're a mafia. WOW!

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y g
y g

What do you think Koby would do? Come on lets be forreal. you know all the rich and famous. Do you work for Trump?

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LMNR Family
LMNR Family

I've Purelled the hell out of my ATM card. No issues.

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Армен Гариб
Армен Гариб

I can't wait for my comment to get into the video

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Армен Гариб
Армен Гариб

Omg ,

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Coos Oorlog
Coos Oorlog

Don't go mental - get some lentil. And watch Yentl.

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Peter Fraser
Peter Fraser

4:37 Will a dressing gown do?

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whatsfordinner
whatsfordinner

"..I just want to be out of this house before Blue Ivy graduates medical school..." Literally in stitches from that joke, love ya Jimmy! 😂

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Stan F
Stan F

franken dreyfus

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Peace and LOVE
Peace and LOVE

Idiot-“if I get corona, I get corona” Jimmy and the world :”Where is JAWS”!!!!!!!, lol

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zuz o
zuz o

I am poor and you mock people that are poor. F u

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Amie Sorrells
Amie Sorrells

You're funny Jimmy but don't forget not everyone has the privilege of staying home and getting paid. Some stay home and earn nothing and some are considered "essential" and have to go to work.

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Footvox
Footvox

Sorry but I can't believe in this time when so many in America are about to lose their homes, or can't get their medications or are going to be evicted from their apartments, that listening to privileged celebrities complain that they are bored is something people think is a good idea. Here's a good idea - how about if all the rich celebrities banded together and demanded that all the banks forgive the mortgage payments for at least 90 days, no exceptions, or they will pull their money out of them. Or maybe they can pool their resources and create a nationwide food bank that operates out of Amazon or some other huge corporation, that distributes food and necessities to the needy and infirm. White privilege is alive and well in Hollywood and they could be doing so much more right now than sitting around whining that they are bored. Makes me sick to my stomach!

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Footvox
Footvox

Sorry but I can't believe in this time when so many in America are about to lose their homes, or can't get their medications or are going to be evicted from their apartments, that listening to privileged celebrities complain that they are bored is something people think is a good idea. Here's a good idea - how about if all the rich celebrities banded together and demanded that all the banks forgive the mortgage payments for at least 90 days, no exceptions, or they will pull their money out of them. Or maybe they can pool their resources and create a nationwide food bank that operates out of Amazon or some other huge corporation, that distributes food and necessities to the needy and infirm. White privilege is alive and well in Hollywood and they could be doing so much more right now than sitting around whining that they are bored. Makes me sick to my stomach!

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Footvox
Footvox

Sorry but I can't believe in this time when so many in America are about to lose their homes, or can't get their medications or are going to be evicted from their apartments, that listening to privileged celebrities complain that they are bored is something people think is a good idea. Here's a good idea - how about if all the rich celebrities banded together and demanded that all the banks forgive the mortgage payments for at least 90 days, no exceptions, or they will pull their money out of them. Or maybe they can pool their resources and create a nationwide food bank that operates out of Amazon or some other huge corporation, that distributes food and necessities to the needy and infirm. White privilege is alive and well in Hollywood and they could be doing so much more right now than sitting around whining that they are bored. Makes me sick to my stomach!

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Alex Johnson
Alex Johnson

I’m pretty sure these people are not from Florida!!!

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bbmorgendorffer
bbmorgendorffer

hahah ' and two cans of garbanzo beans'

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Mr. Pulsar
Mr. Pulsar

Shout out to the cool Kurt Vonnegut art

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I might answerback
I might answerback

Has no one realized the ASTROS are super happy now. The world was ready to burn them and now who gives a crap about cheating

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John Fair
John Fair

Julia very pretty without make up. I think she is a beautiful person. Jimmy is awesome too.

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ZACH
ZACH

REPENT. WHILE YOU CAN. OUR GOD IS MERCIFUL.

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ZACH
ZACH

I feel the way about Jimmy that he does about Trump except I don't constantly think about him. Loser.

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Joanie S
Joanie S

Money: I carry a plastic baggie and hold it open for the other person to deposit my change in until I can get home & wipe it down with alcohol. Steam or an iron works on paper money, too, btw. Also, I do wipe my debit card with alcohol. I carry it in a secret pocket, return it there til I get home. I simply don't put money or debit card in my purse anymore... too many things to touch getting it in and out.

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Carol Fraughton
Carol Fraughton

I'm Canadian. Our bills are plastic. We can wash them with soap and water. I'm a banker. Your debit card won't be harmed. It either has a chip ( Computer) or magnetic strip. Disinfecting won't hurt it.

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Vail Ryan
Vail Ryan

I'm not able to read the titles on Julia's bookshelf.

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RascalFascal
RascalFascal

so?

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Kenny 613
Kenny 613

Jimmy's quarantine videos are such a pleasure. I'm starting to like this more than regular monologues on the stage. I want to thing to end but in the meantime I'm enjoying this.

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Abe rubio jr
Abe rubio jr

They both combined for over a hundred million dollars a year and they're worrying about staying home for a few days are you going to the freaking ATM just bring the whole ATM to your house.... I'm surprised you two still use regular money??

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zirak93
zirak93

"Hand Corona crisis over to Mike Pence" 😂😂😂 Like he is any better.

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Lorraine Corso
Lorraine Corso

Hi Elaine!

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Shantie Farrington
Shantie Farrington

Good job. Love you Jimmy.

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Mama Bear
Mama Bear

This is why aussies have plastic money we can sanitise it. 😂😂

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Victoria Malavet
Victoria Malavet

You can make a lot of meat substitutes with lentils as well!!

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Richard Mendez
Richard Mendez

Jimmy thanks enjoyed meeting your Loved ones.

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dcoleman4444
dcoleman4444

Maybe by the time this blows over we will actually want to talk to people in person again, face-to-face instead of always looking at our phones.

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Hafsa Fossie
Hafsa Fossie

Jimmy Kimmel you are so funny

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K-A
K-A

I love Julia, she seems like a good person. Also I want some of her carrot cake!

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K-A
K-A

"Dont go mental, eat some lentil." Lol noice Jimmy

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Sow AG
Sow AG

K-A That was just the funniest thing ever that I heard.

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Alexis F
Alexis F

Love the Kurt Vonnegut art in the background :)

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Paula Hildebrandt
Paula Hildebrandt

Nope, that's not how fingerprints work.

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rvpstudioscanada
rvpstudioscanada

Hey Jimmy... I'm in Advertising. First rule of thumb... "IF" your going to advertise a product on your channel.. it is BEST to turn that package around to see the LABEL. ESPECIALLY if they are paying you to advertise it. Secondly... you SHOULD hire popular "influencers" that have made lots of money on YouTube. They can come in handy.. and give you helpful tips to make the most out of your YouTube channel. Lastly.. out of ALL the former talk show hosts doing their shows on YouTube.. YOU ARE THE BEST. You sit calmly talking to your audience on the computer.. you read your monologue normally, not like the "other guy" who looks like he's practicing his lines on SNL. There is NO distractions of chatty little kids clinging on you, so we can just focus on you.. and the set up looks more polished. BRAVO!

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TheAaron2442
TheAaron2442

i definitely purelled my atm card

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randomness notes
randomness notes

Seeing you speak so genuinely like this made me a fan. I didn’t used to like you so much on the show. You came off as a snob. But now I feel like I got to better know you. You’re super cool, you’re patient and very kind.

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pat hand
pat hand

You suck

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