I've been keeping a tiny secret. (no I'm not pregnant)

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    Simone GiertzSimone Giertz

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yeet dawg
yeet dawg

https://youtu.be/UlNkQJzw4oA I wouldn’t be promoting simplysafe 👀

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khdur
khdur

And what I'm seeing here is an excellent coat of fine dust control in a size workable for most reasonable width surfaces. The "roll-over" feature I'm guessing enables you to use either the medium or fine bristles, so that's awesome. A simple shampoo and water rinse to clean up will be great too since Scraps has obviously eaten all the real poo... BTW the slow-mo was criminally cute and we're forbidding you from ever using that technique on us again. Oh, we are officially waiting for Scraps to be the star of a Trukla commercial. #soyeah #nottellingyourneighbors #theyalreadyknow #adorableWOW

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Llamagirl R
Llamagirl R

She looks just like a webkinz I had as a kid!!!!!! (for yall who dont know a webkinz is a super amazing nostalgic stuffed animal with a code so you can play with it online)

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Brian S
Brian S

Never rub the contractor's belly. The discount is a lie.

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Old Brasso
Old Brasso

haemorrhoids?

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Andy White
Andy White

I wish I could help on the baby front . Sadly I fire blanks . Nice to practice though

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Dane Hutchins
Dane Hutchins

Congratz for the new best friend!

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Jessica - Balanced Beautiful Life
Jessica - Balanced Beautiful Life

Omg what a cutie!! We also have a tripawd- similar story, she had her leg broken in 3 spots and they decided to amputate her back right leg when she was 3 months old. She does the same little nub shake too!! 🤣 Ours is 4 years old now and she gets around just fine - most people don’t even notice she’s missing a leg right away haha. congrats!!

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Gem Puggy
Gem Puggy

You both are so loveable ❤️

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Игорь Лысенко
Игорь Лысенко

I kindly chalenge you to (try) making dog protesis replacement for the missing dogs leg. So she could scratch her ear. She is nice!

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Jsrdude 12354
Jsrdude 12354

Who followed on TikTok

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monika laosi
monika laosi

I saw the first few words I immediately thought “She’s pregnant!” Then I looked at the rest of the title.

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PIZZA !
PIZZA !

DOGGGGGGOOOO

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ashy m
ashy m

she’s perfect

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tiktok statues
tiktok statues

hola bros, sup? soy compartidora de contenidos, o sea, subo muchos estados en whatsapp para alegrar el dia, por si alguien está interesado, 2 dolares por dia, obvio un pack de 60 dólares por mes, estan mayormente en español, subo tiktoks, memes, y acepto sugerencias, tambien comparto problemas y discusiones, todo para que se entretengan, de nada bros hi bros, sup? I am a content sharer, that is, I upload many states on WhatsApp to brighten the day, in case anyone is interested, 2 dollars per day, obviously a pack of 60 dollars per month, they are mostly in Spanish, I upload tiktoks, memes, and I accept suggestions, I also share problems and discussions, all to entertain you, you're welcome

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monika laosi
monika laosi

im pretty sure alot of guys would wanna impregnate you. So dont worry about finding a guy, that is if you dont have one

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Domino - Spycron
Domino - Spycron

im already seeing the future where simone makes an actual artifical leg limb for scraps

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Ignacio Garcia Oliver
Ignacio Garcia Oliver

she looks like Milou from Tintin!

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instant_mint
instant_mint

I didn't even notice she had only three legs, haha. What a cutie!

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Warp
Warp

My brother and sister adopted a dog, Earl, that had a rear leg amputated. I don't know how long ago Scraps had her amputation, but Earl's was fresh. He wasn't supposed to run or jump for several weeks to allow the hips to settle. However, Earl is very active and that just didn't happen. This led to his hips settling too close together and he had problems pooping, so keep an eye out for that.

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Bill Pollock
Bill Pollock

Awww...I always have such admiration for three legged dogs. You go..guy...girl!

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Jan Kowal
Jan Kowal

How to went from Queen of shitty robots to Queen of shitty commercials in every video. I hope that dog is not borrowed for that cause :(

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ohnoitsjose
ohnoitsjose

Not to be dramatic or anything but I’d totally die for Scraps.

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Casey Pierson
Casey Pierson

I love Scraps

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Anon Anon
Anon Anon

Simone: I've been keeping a tiny Me: Shes pregnant Simone: secret (No, I'm not pregnant) Me: Oh

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Sam chand
Sam chand

I have very fantastic idea to make a baby to adult butt washing device. Can i get ur email id. I need to send the photos how it will work. Its not at all difficult. U can give me ur email details in samchand93@gmail.com . I will be glad to send u the awesome project secret that had not made till date.

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Brendan Wood
Brendan Wood

Commander straps! TO THE BACKPACK! Off to space we go! oops I meant scraps.... But maybe straps is an upgraded better suited name? Who knows?

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Roc
Roc

Her dog voice sounds like she driving down stairs with a bike . Joking 🙃

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Giles S
Giles S

‘A budding has been’ 😂

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Fabio Ambrosetti
Fabio Ambrosetti

Fun fact: dogs eat poop cause their digestive system doesn't completely digest their food and they are able to smell the nutrients still present in the poop and reassimilate them.

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Luke Sylvester
Luke Sylvester

im pretty sure alot of guys would wanna impregnate you. So dont worry about finding a guy, that is if you dont have one

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Ahmad Hackett
Ahmad Hackett

SHES PREGANANANT?

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mozkito life
mozkito life

That's the last time I let my 5 yo watch a Giertz video 7:12 Thanks for that.

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susan beaver
susan beaver

She is SO CUTE!!

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Idnekib
Idnekib

Oohh. Cute. But I don't believe you. What are the specs? I wanna see the internals. Is it hidraulic or are you using step motors?

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Animal
Animal

I cant believe she's pregnant

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okow tina
okow tina

1:50 Simone: "...except scratch her right ear" scratches right ear for her stub starts to wiggle Me: "OMG That's so adorable!"

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John Lime
John Lime

Lol I didn't even notice that Scraps was tripedal

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J R
J R

Where can I get those boots!!!

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Livefirecook
Livefirecook

Yeah, pulling poop out of the mouth is something that needs to be done, but there's also the other side of it (literally). Our dog frequently has sticks, rope, rawhide, or something he can't manage to poop out and we need to pull it out of his butt.

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okow tina
okow tina

Me: reads half of the title Also me: OHMAHGODSHESPREGNANTAAHHHHH! Me: reads whole thing Me: ITS A FLOOF CHILD

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John Egan
John Egan

Probably mentioned days ago, but if you feed pineapple to your dog, it makes their poop taste awful (I’m told - never eaten any😁) and they stop after a few days of pineapple in their diet.

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Ewen Chan
Ewen Chan

awwww......

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Pamela Medjesi
Pamela Medjesi

I’d buy a Commander Scraps tshirt

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Robert Shaffer
Robert Shaffer

Awwww, you got a tripod ! And what a cutey she is ! You're a genuinely good person.

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Matthew Hargis
Matthew Hargis

I used to have a 3 legged dog... he lost his leg in a brutal way and later died a horrible death.

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2soldierman2
2soldierman2

I was gonna say I'm not completely house broken, like belly rubs, but she's for sure got me beat on cute.

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AwesomeMau5Heads
AwesomeMau5Heads

My dachshund mix had a disclocated hip when we found him in the Arizona desert. In his case they removed his hip ball, but he gets the zoomys still. It's so cool to find someone else who gave an injured dog a home.

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Dana Taylor
Dana Taylor

❤️❤️❤️❤️🖖🏼

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Dana Taylor
Dana Taylor

❤️❤️❤️❤️🖖🏼

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Suzanne Prescott
Suzanne Prescott

I loved the alarm clock you created.

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terriblegoatman
terriblegoatman

It's just a robot that she forgot to make the 4th leg for

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Hot Cheetoz
Hot Cheetoz

Sorry simone, but you look like that girl from tiger king 😂😂

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baerleon
baerleon

You look like a young Cybill Shepherd. Seriously, look at some of those photos. The resemblance is striking!

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Graham Heath
Graham Heath

@simone Did you know that YouTube is running Trump Ads on your videos?

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Dark Angel
Dark Angel

Me: *reads half of the title* Also me: OHMAHGODSHESPREGNANTAAHHHHH! Me: reads whole thing Me: *ITS A FLOOF CHILD*

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Nana Chomnk
Nana Chomnk

Oh god she’s so cute I love her

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P C
P C

Dog really likes chewing flesh... And is missing a leg... Hmmmmmmmmm...

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K Deronimo
K Deronimo

i make really cute kids when ever you want 5678094368 of your own

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Ivan Tran
Ivan Tran

2:46 oh no another man down

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geeky dhaval
geeky dhaval

What breed it is?

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Thehiddenhippo
Thehiddenhippo

Congrats on your baby

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Erna Aja
Erna Aja

I want to cry

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Brett McGillis
Brett McGillis

SO CUTE!!!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍🙂😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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JumpGecko
JumpGecko

Are you double pregnant...??

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BogartFan
BogartFan

Congrats on the new team member. 🍻

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Wenceslao Jaimes Ocampo
Wenceslao Jaimes Ocampo

You're the best Simone! And totally deserved unranked to a commander position!

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DatBoyGuru
DatBoyGuru

where are my testicles summer ?

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Ben Andrews
Ben Andrews

Adorable... Thanks for sharing

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Javier Fernandez
Javier Fernandez

Super pregnant?!

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DrejcD
DrejcD

You too are so adorable. 🤘🤘

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Christopher Longhorn
Christopher Longhorn

I think that means he has a Vitamin deficiency when they eat their pooh

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Redbull Lover
Redbull Lover

I LOVE YOU

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weaselman24
weaselman24

I was kinda hoping for brain slugs. But dogs are fine.

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rekozma
rekozma

As a retired contractor I can say you just picked the wrong contractor. Most of us enjoy a good belly rub. All kidding aside your new pup is adorable.

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Jon E
Jon E

And gosh I love you

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Jon E
Jon E

I was gonna say, you better not be cheating on me 😜

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eioshen boboi
eioshen boboi

I saw the first few words I immediately thought “She’s pregnant!” Then I looked at the rest of the title.

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ThePr8head
ThePr8head

I recommend peeing outside as often as possible! It not only saves money but it saves lives!! GO NOW AND PEE ON A LEMON TREE!!!

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yousuzers
yousuzers

Scraps is sooo adorable

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fryrear technology
fryrear technology

Love animal personally. We got... (long list) robo hamster, teddy bear hamster, 3 cats, 6 chickens, 12 fish, 2 year old son who puts all the other animals to shame besides me lol. However I do like eating meat (not fish it isn’t meat it’s mush). Cute doggo puppy

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eioshen boboi
eioshen boboi

Would you like to be pregnant?

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kato223
kato223

Your video needs a love button! She is a very cute puppy! Great addition to your workshop!

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