Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Minilogue - Stupid People, Sex Guidelines & Bill Burr

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    Week two of isolation and Jimmy continues his daily mini monologues from his house during the quarantine. In today’s #minilogue Jimmy talks about stupid people who aren’t staying home, Donald Trump “protecting” Asian American communities via Twitter, Mike Pence testing negative for Coronavirus, Senator Rand Paul testing positive, how the Italian government is handling the pandemic, sex guidelines released by the NY Department of Health, and Jimmy interviews comedian Bill Burr from the safety of his own car. Jimmy will be making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today, it’s the LA Food Bank. Please consider helping them, $100 buys 400 meals. Go here to donate: www.lafoodbank.org/
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Stephanie Green
Stephanie Green

That statement from New York about sex also stated: “rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19: virus in feces might enter your mouth”

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Ataturk Shirinov
Ataturk Shirinov

This was good and i don't like Kimmel

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Samwel Njuguna
Samwel Njuguna

Should have really asked Bill about the people getting infected on cruise ships. He's been yearning to sink random cruise ships for years now.

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SlaughterDog
SlaughterDog

I don’t believe “please stop doing it on the subway, anyway” was in the original quote, was it?

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Jack Gollick
Jack Gollick

I wonder how bill burr feels about his previous joke Pro swine flu LOL it's all coming together wink wink

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Michael Moses
Michael Moses

Tik Tok ..

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carr aguirre
carr aguirre

Love it 😍 9:48 Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh ❤ I'm sorry God please forgive me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 4:33

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Tom O'Hara
Tom O'Hara

I don't know any white men in their 50s that clap emphatically to make a point. I think he picked that up from Nia lol

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TheConorsmithusa
TheConorsmithusa

7:15 bill burr? i thought it was Ron Howard. shame it wasn't. i like him. Don't know bill burr...

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juan raul sevillano
juan raul sevillano

Why does Bill keeps getting closer. Stay away MF.

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Faisal Khan
Faisal Khan

..........Love for Jane.......

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Marilu Carvallo
Marilu Carvallo

It came from CHINA! Hello..

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GriffinGTR
GriffinGTR

Jimmy Kimmel is a globalist puppet

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Danie
Danie

I love that Burr helps his wife keep the house clean. :D!

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TK Caapi
TK Caapi

you know youre alert when youre watching Bills feet to make sure he stays on the footpath lol

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Eric De Aza
Eric De Aza

10:49 I love how even Jimmy isnt safe from being roasted😂😂

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John Marsh
John Marsh

Love me some Ole Freckles 👍🏿

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clements cardenas
clements cardenas

Rose is red Sky is blue Give a 👍🏼 So the God can forgive You

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Mr Tiesman
Mr Tiesman

Your going down diddler!!!

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Stable Condition
Stable Condition

did you just call that circus clown of a president a catty little bit....ch, I just finally subscribed to your channel Jimbo, much love

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Is Downing
Is Downing

Ok Bill Burr is hilarious. 😂

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MATT Z
MATT Z

Hahahaha

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Kshitij Bali
Kshitij Bali

The opei is boring now

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pope luna
pope luna

Fantastic 😍❤ Check up on Matt Damon. See what he's up to.

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Sow AG
Sow AG

i hope jimmy hears what bill says. This is no time to be battering the administration and rambling on about trumps this that and the other.

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Ryan
Ryan

This is the mm podcast outside

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It's Okay
It's Okay

That intro should stay forever.

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fancy pants
fancy pants

Its not their fault?? I didn't eat any bats.

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WinterHell
WinterHell

Can we import a few of those mayors Italian mayors? This is the best show Jimmy Kimmel has ever done :D

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Ruben Perez
Ruben Perez

JIMMY..KNOCK KNOCK...FEDS HERE....HOW YOU WANT TO DO THIS?? YOU HAVE ROPE???...

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psxnotps1
psxnotps1

bill burr. this man makes everything better

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Paul Talley
Paul Talley

Jimmy kimmel is being straight up !.... much respect !

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Carrie Chaloner
Carrie Chaloner

Do more drive byes so funny

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Carlton Petties II
Carlton Petties II

Y’all need to have celebrity tours where the celebrities stand outside and you wave at them from your car

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spanishsymbiote
spanishsymbiote

Jimmy’s a gem. Billy’s a gem. Goddamn gems.

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Andrew Rudin
Andrew Rudin

Oh, God. Sports talk.. Is there anything more boring?

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hasaheadachenow Shirley you jest!
hasaheadachenow Shirley you jest!

The news is the lastplace we should getting our information, they all put a political spin on everything, so which side you gonna believe.? YouTube and doctors and nurses mwkeingvideos, that's where you will find truth. They just deal withfacts. No spin!

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hasaheadachenow Shirley you jest!
hasaheadachenow Shirley you jest!

My 82 year old husband was hardheaded at first, I nagged him intensely till he got mad and finally listened. He was complaining to the kids and they all laughed and agreed with me... Lol we are staying in except for food. , Cause all the knuckleheads in our town are keeping the shelves of our one grocery store bare. I have a week's worth of food, they have six months worth ! On top of that, what's the point of me isolating when half the town is running about! When I go out they make my isolation nul and void, so I'm just staying home .

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Scott Hart
Scott Hart

Yes because I'm sure these golden spoon millionaire Hollywood snobs do their own grocery shopping. They probably haven't been in a grocery store for years and have no idea how to even use a self scan.

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elliToreyNath ganoConniMari
elliToreyNath ganoConniMari

احنا مسلمين حرام والله😯👏 👧yang pilih dajal abaikan 💝💖♥️❤️ 5:44

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michael nolast
michael nolast

U still suck at comedy

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Jebediah Clang
Jebediah Clang

Absolute classic Billy red-freckles

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Christopher Prentice
Christopher Prentice

Our mayor in Chicago might be of Italian descent. Her words weren't as direct, but her stares were unmistakable.

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Duke T.
Duke T.

I really don't understand.... just use soap and water?!?! wash... your... azz.... toilet paper? nastyazzes

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Linus Knight
Linus Knight

when you make it to the swan, then i'll be impressed

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Linda Dagley
Linda Dagley

Okay this is excellent.. made me laugh... I do not know who this bill guy is but I google him.. Stay safe.. God bless you.. take care of your family... And wash your f****** hands..

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Oliver
Oliver

Two words... Vice. Poodle.

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vincent milazzo
vincent milazzo

Love the minilogues , miss your show,, keep it up!!!

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Angela Trebor
Angela Trebor

.......L♡VE❤..YOU..JIMMY〰KEEPING..US..ENTERTAINED, LAUGHING & HAPPY❤❤😃😃

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Daniel DeMello
Daniel DeMello

Jimmy Kimmel..please keep posting. You are seriously one of the very few people who are making these dark days much much lighter. THANK YOU!

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Paul Miller
Paul Miller

Jimmy Kimmel, time to drop your partisan act and get back to being the hilarious comedian that you are. Drop the BS for a second and be funny. These are serious times.

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Richard W. Bradford
Richard W. Bradford

Nope not funny

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lovelywaz
lovelywaz

For Bill Burr hit 07:00

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Hello Hello
Hello Hello

Brody Stevenson?!?!

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Dhruv Dinesh
Dhruv Dinesh

*Donald D!CK Head of USA*

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Margit Hammer
Margit Hammer

I had no idea Rand Paul was a doctor, he doesn't rub it in like Ben Carson I guess.

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Narn The Seaboo
Narn The Seaboo

And Bill is definitely right, The Media has slowly been losing credibility over the last few decades. They often don't cover the things that should be covered, for example - What about all of that corporate bailout that got jammed into a citizen relief bill? They couldn't make that two separate bills? I doubt that Walmart and Amazon couldn't have waited another few weeks for us to figure something out. Meanwhile, people are unsure how they are about to pay their rent this month.

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Narn The Seaboo
Narn The Seaboo

I don't appreciate you assuming that "Tammy" is a "her". Maybe she is Astral Gendered, did you even care to ask?

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Xavier Decroix
Xavier Decroix

Damn, Jimmy. I don't like your president or Weinstein either, but you do what Trump did just ten seconds after saying he shouldn't... Bad people are still people, man.

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OatyReading
OatyReading

"I know you go hot-tubbing with Tom Hanks!"

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Big Ern Dog
Big Ern Dog

Nothing funny about Alzheimer’s ,but somehow you are able to make me laugh by interviewing and promoting the creepy hair sniffing quid pro Alzheimer’s Joe. Lol can’t wait to see your opening monologue after the election.

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M T
M T

Bill is the man.

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Akadie Liskowich
Akadie Liskowich

Guy Clark, if I could just get off of this la freeway and put mr. T on the freeway with the top down!

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Akadie Liskowich
Akadie Liskowich

He’s killing people and doesn’t care! Empty vessel- SAD!

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Eva Ruiz
Eva Ruiz

Para Pa para pa parapa... 6yr..old says hi and my 10yr. Old says hi.. Miss,I Guillermo. Cousin Sal and the rest of you all. Me and my girls are big fans of your show. You guys make are night.

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jillcohnmusic
jillcohnmusic

5 o clock STOP SCREAM Monday!!! are you in????? let's curse this virus to it's crave! you are going DOWN 5oclock STOP!

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Galactic Warlock
Galactic Warlock

I think mormon sex makes sense now. Right!

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Warren NZ
Warren NZ

As soon as I saw "Bill Burr" in the description I clicked on it!

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Brian Hickey
Brian Hickey

Jimmy.. You are such an American patriot and an American treasure. And this is coming from a Canadian! We love you and thank you for the continued laughter.

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Greg Lackey
Greg Lackey

Scam

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April Oliver
April Oliver

I LOVE Bill!

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Yancuic Rodriguez
Yancuic Rodriguez

I love the intro!!

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Jen Boettcher
Jen Boettcher

I love bill Burr! Would love to sit with him...we would spent hours yelling at each other saying the same thing!

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Jen Boettcher
Jen Boettcher

Ummm if you wanna make fun of him don’t use the pool!! Your smarter than that..it cannot be spread in the pool! Use the gym at the very least! Lolol

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Ann E
Ann E

That was great!

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pm2020 _
pm2020 _

Two east coasters in LA. They need Bill Maher in the mix too.

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May31
May31

What ? did wienstein really get the virus??? :O :O

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June Vang
June Vang

🙌💪💯🥰!!!!JIMMY KIMMEL FOR PRESIDENT!!!!🥰💯💪🙌

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Jane Paulhutson
Jane Paulhutson

I wish the whole show was just the Italian mayors. They were great!

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thehalfnavajo
thehalfnavajo

Kimmel politics isn't a message to get together while you get to keep making rich money from us poor people in millions. Rich Kimmel is about hate to half the country. Don't believe rich people Republicans, Democrats, And JIMMY KIMMEL.

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